Sammy J
-Season 3
Episodes
1. C'mon Pollies C'mon
Feb 6, 2020
It's been a long hot Summer. Let's cool down with a song.
2. The Barefoot Denier
Feb 13, 2020
Want to deny climate change, but don't know where to start? Scotty Tape's Top Tips will have you up and running in no time!
3. How to Make a Spreadsheet
Feb 20, 2020
Who's eligible to come to our birthday party? This could get messy.
4. Anthony's Homework
Feb 27, 2020
A young Anthony Albanese seeks an extension on his homework.
5. Where's My Surplus?
Mar 5, 2020
Josh the dog can't find his surplus! Can you help him?
6. The Ballad of Dunny Roll
Mar 12, 2020
Renowned bush poet S.J. Paterson empties the shelves in verse.
7. Government Coach Addresses the Nation
Mar 19, 2020
In the midst of a crisis, we bring you an important message from the Government Coach.
8. Coach Makes Things Clear
Mar 26, 2020
Government Coach clarifies some confusion around the Club's messaging.
9. Corona Yoga
Apr 2, 2020
It's a troubling time - let's catch the latest flow.
10. Royal Commission into Alternatives to Toilet Paper
Apr 9, 2020
With supplies still running low, Commissioner Jayne offers some helpful tips for households.
11. Corona, Actually
Apr 16, 2020
It's a tough time for all of us.
12. Government Coach Zoom
Apr 23, 2020
Coach convenes an urgent team hustle.
13. I'll Always Keep My Bluetooth On For You
Apr 30, 2020
Buster J returns with a song about love in the age of corona.
14. Home School With Mr Dad
May 7, 2020
As remote learning continues all over the country, one dad tries to replicate the full school experience.
15. Three-Step Plan
May 14, 2020
Coach announces his three-step plan to get boots back on the field.
16. Antique Tickets
May 21, 2020
In this week's Antiques Showcase, Melinda discovers something from a bygone era.
17. Goodbye My Lockdown
May 28, 2020
Sammy J bids farewell to peace, quiet, and sourdough bread.
18. The Feel of the Game
Jun 4, 2020
Coach shows off some new tactics to give the fans what they want.
19. Well-Meaning White People
Jun 11, 2020
It's a safe space for well-meaning white people.
20. Bird's Eye View
Jun 18, 2020
Statues are toppling, but who's looking out for the pigeons?
21. Victoria, you're benched
Jun 25, 2020
Coach sets his sights on the southern state.
22. One Point Five
Jul 2, 2020
We're social distancing today! Do you want to join us?
23. Mid-Year Performance Review
Jul 9, 2020
God looks back at the year so far.
24. NSW Border Police
Jul 16, 2020
Be warned - Random Victorian Tests now underway on the border.
25. Is Parliament Essential
Jul 23, 2020
Coach logs on from lockdown to discuss the Parliamentary bye.
26. The Ballad of Bunnings Karen
Jul 30, 2020
SJ Paterson returns with an ode to an unmasked crusader.
27. VEXIT
Aug 6, 2020
The Coach announces a bold plan to bring Australia's Covid-19 caseload down.
28. Corona-Free News
Aug 13, 2020
Sammy J brings you all the latest non-pandemic news from around the globe.
29. The Blame Game
Aug 20, 2020
It's the one game Coach doesn't want to win.
30. Little Pack of Peanuts
Aug 27, 2020
Buster J looks to the sky.
31. How to Make an Aged Care Home
Sep 3, 2020
We're making an aged care home today. Do you want to join us?
32. Hookturnistan Forever
Sep 10, 2020
A message to the people of Australia from your closest neighbour.
33. Were You an A*sehole Back Then?
Sep 17, 2020
What will we say to our future grandchildren?
34. Royal Commision into Working from Home
Sep 24, 2020
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to the domestic workplace.
35. Social Media Yoga
Oct 1, 2020
Facing your own social dilemma? Let's log on to a new flow.
36. 2020 Conference Call
Oct 8, 2020
God zooms in for a check up.
37. Coach Announcement
Oct 15, 2020
The Government Coach has an announcement.
38. Hookturnistan National Anthem
Oct 22, 2020
A message from the MCG.
39. Grouse Designs
Oct 29, 2020
Josh and Scotty are planning an ambitious build. But will it come in on time and under budget?
40. US Presidential Cup
Nov 5, 2020
It's down to the wire in the nation that stops a race.