1. Your CrossFit Friends
Sep 13, 2014
They’re shredded in the head.
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2 min
2. The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants
Sep 20, 2014
Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.
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3 min
3. You Have Got to Try Heroin
Oct 4, 2014
It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.
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2 min
4. Dude, Are You Gay?
Oct 16, 2014
Bro, your homophobia is showing.
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2 min
5. Sex Dungeons and Dragons
Jan 3, 2015
Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.
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3 min
6. Your “I Don’t Care about Sports” Friend
Dec 13, 2014
We all know an anti-sports robot.
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3 min
7. How to Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift
Dec 20, 2014
Give the gift of lying.
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3 min
8. My New Year’s Resolution Is to Get My Dick out of This Toaster
Jan 1, 2015
Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.
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3 min
9. The Guy Who’s Too Casual about Plans
Jan 15, 2015
He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.
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3 min
10. Are We Ready to Go Yet?
Jan 22, 2015
I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.
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2 min
11. Damon Lindelof’s Mysteries Are Just Annoying
Jan 29, 2015
Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?
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3 min
12. Everyone’s High School Boyfriend
Feb 5, 2015
He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.
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3 min
13. If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook
Mar 25, 2015
It’s fine to just leave.
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3 min
14. Why You’re More Successful than Steve Jobs
Apr 2, 2015
If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.
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3 min
15. Are My Lady Parts Normal?
Apr 9, 2015
Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.
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3 min
16. How to Braid Your Hair Like in Game of Thrones
Apr 10, 2015
The perfect braid for getting decapitated.
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3 min
17. If CrossFitters Took a Yoga Class
Apr 16, 2015
Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.
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2 min
18. The Guy Who Had a “Crazy” Night
Apr 30, 2015
It was crazy, but also, it was insane.
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3 min
19. The Worst Video Game Controller Ever Made
May 7, 2015
Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.
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3 min
20. What Happens When You Tell People You Can’t Eat Gluten
May 13, 2015
That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?
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3 min
21. The Guy Who Listens by Interrupting You
May 14, 2015
It’s called hyperactive listening.
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2 min
22. Wacky Hijinks from the 80s Comedies Were Mostly Rape
Jun 11, 2015
The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.
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3 min
23. If People Treated Personal Deaths Like Celebrity Deaths
Jun 23, 2015
This is actually affecting me. Weird!
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2 min
24. When Not to Correct People’s Grammar
Jul 9, 2015
I before “e” especially after grief.
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4 min
25. What It’s like Being on a Group Text
Jul 30, 2015
Just start a new fucking thread already.
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2 min
26. 10 Things to Do Before You Die
Aug 6, 2015
Because you never know when the end might come.
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3 min
27. What We Do to Avoid Our Exes
Aug 13, 2015
You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.
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3 min
28. The Secret Power of Periods
Sep 10, 2015
No one is safe from the sync.
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1 min
29. The Guy Who’s Definitely Not Keeping Your Secret
Sep 18, 2015
Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!
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3 min