Children's Book Author Megan Revere is presented with an ultimatum from her publisher: decide whether or not to have a kid. Megan unsuccessfully seeks advice and unwittingly stumbles upon the drag queen Whatta Lark.
After realizing that no one currently in her life is really giving her the kind of help she needs, Megan commits to befriending Whatta.
Megan meets Jason, AKA Whatta Lark, when he's not in drag and has a lot of questions. Luckily an old family hangover cure leads to a lot of answers.
Megan's doctor tells her she'd be a geriatric pregnancy if she got pregnant and she spirals researching what her body could go through so she visits Whatta at the club to get a second opinion.
Megan obsesses over how she'd keep a child safe, and Whatta calls from jail, where she's had to bail out one of her girls.
In a manic fit induced by copious amounts of prenatal supplements, Megan terrifies her husband and drives a wedge between her and Whatta that may be too much to overcome.
Megan's best friend Eliza saddles Megan with her kids for the day and Whatta benefits from a little mothering advice of Megan's for a change.
Amy spends the day making Megan internet hot while Megan laments the good old days when a writer could just sit around in her pajamas all day.
Megan's publisher drops her, and to add insult to injury, picks up her sister, finally pushing Megan over the edge into an epic rant that both Whatta and Amy agree, needs to be seen.
Megan's rant lands her on Good Morning America where she promotes both her new book and Whatta, prompting her publisher to reconsider having dropped her.