Explaining to an Alien

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about DATING.

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about SEX.

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about ALCOHOL.

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about FAME and CELEBRITIES.

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MARRIAGE.

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about SMOKING.

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MILK.

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, In this Season One Finale, Blorg learns about MONEY.