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Serpentico crashes the show

The Rock n' Roll Express gives the Wildest Interview Ever

WANTED: Bandido Bandido, the Most Wanted, gun slings with RJ City while discussing his mask, wrestling in a prison as an altar boy, vaping, Torreon, doing All In with his gear in a garbage bag, PWG, BOLA, ROH, Tanahashi, Rey Mysterio, Ceilito Lindo, 21 Plex, sneezing, kissing, singing, dancing, committing crimes, stealing pens, Gravity, Magia Blanca, Flamita, guitar, football, and why he smells so good.

The Hurt Syndicate don’t f*ck around The Hurt Syndicate (MVP, Shelton Benjamin & Bobby Lashley) suit up with RJ City to talk hurting people, troubled youth, the Olympics, why they never age, MMA, BJJ, Miami, South Carolina, Steely Dan, celebrity death posting, their new shirt, Thea Vidale, the Count of Monte Cristo, Richard Chamberlain, celebrity boxing, Donald Trump, OVW, blasting, being underrated, using canes, atheism, graffiti, gentrification, appropriation, Cuba Gooding Jr., racism, 9/11, Afghanistan, bank robberies and why Bobby is “the nice one.

The Grizzled Young Veterans toughen you up! The Grizzled Young Veterans (Zack Gibson & James Drake) grit their teeth with RJ City as they talk England, Liverpool, Blackpool, being in a cult, contact lenses, the Beatles, John Lennon, scarves, football, soccer, Fulham FC, paying it forward, paying it backwards, horses, finance, having great hair, not matching boots, Burning Heart Pro Wrestling, when they will age and spinning the Jacksonville Jaguars prize wheel.

Glacier gets heated! Wrestling legend Glacier (Ray Lloyd), freezes next to RJ City while talking Mortal Kombat, karate, WCW, Eric Bischoff, Disco Inferno, football, global warming, icebergs, Dusty Rhodes, Mortis, Wrath, Ernest The Cat Miller, Coach Buzz Stern, MJF, AEW Casino Battle Royal. Gerald Briscoe, UWFi, expensive vignettes, Turnbuckle Championship Wrestling, blood running cold, Stone Cold, contact lenses, The Unbreakable Bunch, Anna Jay, Meng, Stan Hansen and ice.

Scott Taylor/Garland, etc. worms over to RJ City while dissecting growing up in Maine, contacting Stamford, Conneticiut, not actually being trained, wrestling in his mom’s garage, watching 1987’s Secrets Of Pro Wrestling VHS, befriending the ring crew, performing for the cast of Cats, being an enhancement talent, getting squashed by the Berserker, Skinner, Owen Hart, Steve Austin, Rick Martel, Triple H, Xanta Claus, Bam Bam Bigelow and Yokozuna, teaming with Brian Christopher, Too Much turning into Too Cool, cultural appropriation, how to do the WORM, being over, Migos, weed strains, not dancing recreationally, wearing visors, long term hair damage, wrestling with his son, Keegan, wrestling during the Attitude Era, and having no advice to give.

Gabe Kidd goes off The Mad Man Gabe Kidd unsettles RJ City while ranting about AEW, NJPW, Eddie Kingston, loosing his mind, Japan, COVID, Minoru Suzuki, Shibata, Nottingham, Robin Hood, pigeons, 50-year-old wrestlers, wrestlers with bad tattoos, Tony Khan, Josh Gad, Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Barbra Streisand, Fighting Spirit Magazine, apartment wrestling, fat bags of cash, and anger management techniques.

Mark Davis cuts loose

The Insane Life of Willie Mack Willie Mack picks his afro with RJ City while revealing his childhood as a “crack baby”, training in high school, the mystery of 2 Cold Scorpio’s massive appendage, racist ring names, Chocolate Thunder, being a Juggalo, being lazy and crazy, Lucha Underground, the mystery of 2 Cold Scorpio’s massive appendage, Ahmed Johnson, vaping, Filipinos, lemon drops, Steve Austin, having a better Frog Splash than RVD and doing Cameos for children, organ recipients and dead dogs.

Hologram (and sadly HarleyGram) transport next to RJ City to discuss how he came to be, the future, AI, technoethics, N46, his portal, Justin Roberts, the Golden Girls, RJ’s mom, lucha, sex robots, referee robots, Zoom, the lightening box, blowing on cartridges, and being human?

Brody King crosses his legs with RJ City to school him on Ritchie Valens versus Frankie Valli, Van Nuys California, barking, Arsineo Hall, abolishing ICE, alternative, punk, hardcore music versus wrestling, working production in the Kia Forum, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, singing with a broken jaw, God’s Hate, the Sleep Walkers, the Santino Bros. Wrestling Academy, ski masks, donating to charity, being thick all over, the Hounds Of Hell, All Dogs Go To Heaven, MJF, Darby Allin, hang in there, sleeperholds, autoeroticism, being woke and coming up with a new song title for his next album

Shark Boy attacks! - It’s #SharkWeek and you know what that means. Shark Boy, half fish, half man, sinks next to RJ City to wax nautical about his origin story, fish genitalia, growing up in dehydrated Dayton, Ohio, Sea World, freak shows, Les Thatcher, HWA, Jeff Jarrett, Terry Funk, his 6-month WCW contract, being on MTV, not lawsuits, not being on the O'Reilly Factor, his son being an inventor, Steve Austin, comas, CTE, clam juice, fish puns, Discovery, WBD, fish racism, shark representation, Alec Baldwin, shark fin soup and why you can never have too much fin.

The Crazy Life of Kota Ibushi - “The Golden Star” Kota Ibushi, learns to understand RJ City (with the help of Michael Nakazawa) as they discuss Japan, Kenny Omega, DDT Pro, NJPW, AEW, Yoshihiko, sleeping naked, how to beat someone up with a crayon, using fireworks as weapons, the Golden Lovers, shoot fighting, why he is so handsome, being crazy, what he wants to give to the fans, being an airplane mechanic, high-fiving the former owner of another company and the effects of putting on muscle.

RUSH: "If You Mess with the Bull..." - “El Toro Blanco” RUSH gives RJ City the horns as they debate how to pronounce his name, growing up in Tala Jalisco, Mexico, his wrestling father (La Bestia Del Ring), uncles and brothers (including Dralistico), how hard training was, wrestling as LATINO and ROUGE, never losing a hair versus hair match, why his hair is so good, why he doesn’t have a mustache, why he always uses the green camera cord to beat his opponents, why he’s so angry yet handsome, being “Tranquilo”, LFI, Los Faccion Ingobernables, his mask, luchadores being ugly, his tearaway suit, what his wife likes, what he would be if he wasn’t a wrestler, meeting Lio Rush, Big Time Rush, Rush Hour, messing with the Bull, getting the horns and a 2-year old Twitter feud over a WrestleAunts tote bag.

The Toxic Spider Thekla unleashed! - The Toxic Spider Thekla turns RJ City upside down as they debate arachnophobia, toxic traits, what not to do in the shower, Austria, Vienna, Billy Joel, her family divide, growing up an artist, the underground punk scene, the underground wrestling scene (where they use raw chickens as weapons), getting trained on a mat in the basement, the meaning of A.C.U., getting a MFA, her art exhibits, if wrestling is art, hyperflexibility, hyperflexibility in the bedroom, Stardom, getting fired from Stardom, why Tony Khan put her on probation, Jelly Roll, Russell Brand, why she hates Japanese idol culture, drugs, face creams and standing on RJ.

Grado goes nuts! - Grado, alleged Scottish wrestling legend, actor and European personality, antagonizes RJ City as they talk Scotland, cigarettes, how a bad tattoo became his nickname, the meaning of “It’s yersel!”, Madonna’s “Like A Prayer”, Dwayne Johnson, Bad Ass Mike Austin, Drew McIntyre, Sonjay Dutt, Jeff Jarrett, Tony Khan, All In London, Wembley, BBC, Colt Cabana, his pathetic Vice documentary, why he got a tattoo of his favorite Chinese restaurant, being fat-glorified, why he’s not getting in shape, David Arquette, if he killed Impact Wrestling, Goldberg, why he doesn’t have a job, his fanny pack, Cameo and if he can withstand RJ’s roast.

Alex Windsor shares too much information - Alex Windsor bares all with RJ City talking growing up in Happisburgh, England, growing up poor, not preferring America, being trained by Saraya’s Knight Family, wrestling as Liberty, being libertine, having awful haircuts, Will Ospreay, hating the Royals, the Queen, Prince Andrew, being a mental health worker, getting engaged, which AEW PPVs make good sexual analogies, Forbidden Doors, colonial gear, having a child, bad knees, being Iron-Willed, being filthy, wrestling weddings, repeatedly saying her last name, criticizing her child, saving her catchphrase for special occasions and prolapses.

The Blue Meanie takes over! - The Blue Meanie dances near RJ City in the 2300 Arena while denying rumors of his death and talking Philadelphia, growing up with severe asthma, socks under the bed, Irish Catholic guilt, being bullied and body shamed, not being able to play sports, being raised by his mother and grandparents, Atlantic City, working for Trump Plaza, asbestosis, mesothelioma lawsuits, Dean Malenko, Al Snow, Brian Estevez, Emilio Estevez, Stevie Richards (and his YouTube), Raven, Yellow Submarine, the Beatles LSD phase, Paul Heyman, creating Val Venis, the bWo, parodies, George Carlin, Mick Foley, the Sandman, Rob Van Dam, Taz, Orange Cassidy, Skye Blue, having heat with JBL, One Night Stand, being cropdusted by Dwayne Johnson, Dustin Rhodes, BlueDust, almost being arrested while naked in a park, the Blue Meanie dance, when his testicles popped out on RAW and being inducted into the Hey!(EW) Hall Of Fame.

Komander (and Alex Abrahantes) deep dives with RJ City about being born prematurely and almost dying twice, growing up in a Mexican border town, growing up wanting to be a soccer fan, guilting Tony Khan to let him join Fulham FC, loving the circus, going to lucha and doing backflips in the ring at 12 years old, his parents buying him a ring, getting a degree in physiology and rehabilitation, who came up with the Komander name, being the Ace Of Space, AEW’s Face Of The Revolution ladder match, other companies trying to sign him, teaming with Hologram, not being in the Conglomeration, believing in aliens, why there are no Mexican atheists, the cartel, drugs, short kings, the tallest woman he’s ever dated, his famous rope walk, why all luchadores are attractive, and his moving message to the world. #heyew #komander #rjcity

Darby Allin meets RJ City on a street in New York City at midnight, whips him with a belt and has his brother kick him in the balls, all while discussing Seattle, Mount Everest, why he’s not afraid of death, being on MTV’s Ridiculousness, TLC’s Sex Sent Me To The ER, the real Sting, Tony Hawk, Tim Robinson and Rick Rubin (who RJ hates), the NFL legend of his mysterious grandfather, doing track & field, being an amateur wrestler, directing movies, mutant breast implants, his face tattoo, his face paint, The Crow, being straight edge, one drug he “gets”, Tony Khan, wanting to be hit by a car, Greg Valentine, not knowing about January 6th, being a Capricorn and what’s next for him in AEW.

The Frat House (Jacked Jameson, Cole Karter, Preston Vance, Griff Garrison and Bernard The Bear), take over RJ City’s set and get wasted talking about everything that could get them canceled, like fraternities, gang bang etiquette, appropriate ages, dirty Latin phrases, red Solo cups, being hungover, doing drugs, their shady youths, Buffalo, New York, Charleston, West Virginia, Amish sexual relations, Brodie Lee, Negative One, the Dark Order, going to AJ Styles’ house for Christmas, losing a 2nd Grade sign language spelling bee, Welcome, Tennessee, Kid Rock, rednecks, getting fired from NXT, faking your death, being the fake Sting, how RJ City wrestles, Jameson’s genital tattoo, initiating pledges, taking RJ’s pants off, being Mercedes Mone’s belt boys, doing the CEO dance, Big Boom AJ, Nasty Ned Fulmer, using the paddle and the Bear’s controversial stances on AI, DEI and government funding.

Lee Johnson & Blake Christian of SWIRL melt next to RJ City while discussing their name being racist, why Renee Paquette is probably racist, what they do that Sting can’t, alternate name options, Lee’s dad being a music producer, Lee’s mom having her own YouTube, Blake having the saddest wrestling origin story ever, being managed by Arn Anderson, teaming with Tracy Smothers, being endorsed by Adam Cole, why Tony Khan put them together, Jack Harlow’s “Lovin’ On Me” becoming Blake’s gimmick, Milton, Georgia, Friendship, Tennessee, joining The Factory, Julia Hart, the House Of Black, having a horror wedding on Friday the 13th, 450 splashes, calling out Kenny Omega, nurse fetishes, whips, chains, Close Up being an inferior show, what ice cream flavors are wrestlers, why everybody should lick and how that other company stole Blake’s idea.

The Von Erichs (Kevin, Ross and Marshall) kick their shoes off with RJ City and breakdown Fritz Von Erich’s problematic past, not really being born in Texas, why they don’t believe in condoms, The Iron Claw movie, The Iron Claw move the benefits of marijuana, wrestling a bear, being an attractive family, having a hot dad, drawing on Japanese arena roofs, forgetting their own birthdays, how Ross & Marshall share an Instagram, being over in Israel & Palestine, ripping up Vince McMahon’s HOF script, their fake brother Lance Von Erich, why World Class Championship Wrestling was ahead of it’s time, Glen Goza, Ted Nugent, why David was known as the Golden Warrior, how the Von Erich Curse was caused by President Jimmy Carter, Kerry Von Erich, photo ops with Baby Jessica, the benefits of concussions, Four Brothers starring Mark Wahlberg, why the Von Erich girls are smart, living in Hawaii, Tony Khan, Tanya Tucker, advice for mourners, sick jokes and how to sign an autograph with your feet.

The Rizzler drops his rizz, tells jokes and does magic next to RJ City while talking the price of fame, how long being a viral celebrity will last, the CostCo Guys, Big Boom AJ, why he didn’t teach Jimmy Fallon the full Rizz Face, when he will retire the Rizz Face, why he hates RJ’s hair and glasses, Theo Von, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, being born in Staten Island, growing up in New Jersey, why the algorithm loves him, if he’s a mainstream distraction from the horrible things going on in the world, the Riddler, Black Panther, becoming a US ambassador, AEW, who he wants to wrestle, the Growing Up Italian podcast, Mario Bosco, Baby Rizz, Uncle Savasta, Cousin Angelo, 67, being the GOAT, being HIM and how to hurt RJ’s feelings.

On the final episode of Hey!(EW), RJ City sits alone while calling out AEW, Tony Khan, WBD, Renee Paquette, Mercedes Mone, Eddie Kingston, Saudi Arabia, David Arquette, Tony Shalhoub, Ian Riccaboni, Bret Hart, The Rizzler, Greg The Hammer Valentine, why the show is ending, why he doesn’t have an All Elite graphic, Rampage, what it takes to get one joke on the show, Tony Schiavone, a dance, a musical performance, the entire crew that made the show possible, favorite memories of 165 episodes, who wouldn’t do the show, Mt. Rushmore, Toni Storm, Jon Moxley, being Pat McAffee’s Wario, what he’s gonna do next, and an ending you will not believe. God speed, God bless, and “Hey!”