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What if hospitals and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth Group, Anthem, Aetna, Cigna, Humana, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

What if Marvel and DC and everybody else were honest about how they make their dumb comic book movies? Roger Horton investigates.

What if podcasters were honest about the content they were making?

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What if were your neighborhood bar was honest?

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What if casinos commercials were honest? Well, here at Horton’s Palace, we are.

Roger is your landlord now, and he's getting real honest about things.

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Will Vitamin Shops Really get you swole? Your Swole At Horton's Holistic Vita-World

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The Cemetery Industry Makes Dying Even Spookier than it already is. So THIS is what happens to your body after you die

What if nonprofits were honest about what they're up to?

Skincare, It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.

If organic food farms were honest, here's what they'd tell you about "eating clean"

College is going to be one of the biggest investments of your life, so why not spend a little extra buying a bunch of friends by joining a frat or sorority?

What if the job market was honest about the job search process?

If Rideshare Apps Were Honest, here's what they'd say.

If Online Shopping Were Honest, here's what they'd say.

If Local Tourism Ads were honest, here's what they'd say.

As it turns out, Leonardo DaVinci didn't know anything about men's anatomy, despite depicting it in art like, a lot.

If electric car commercials were honest, here's how they'd sound.

What if Hollywood were honest about how they make their dumb holiday Rom-com movies? Roger Horton investigates.

Happy Holidays from Honest Ads!

Honest Ads is on hiatus, but please enjoy this bonus content of Roger Reading some extremely honest thirst tweets about him.

Happy New Year from Roger and the Cracked team! See you in 2024.