Very Mary-Kate
-Season 3
Episodes
1. Raise Your Hand
Dec 1, 2011
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
2. Magazines
Dec 8, 2011
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
3. Jetlag
Dec 15, 2011
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
4. Santa
Dec 22, 2011
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
5. Presentation 4
Jan 6, 2012
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
6. Jewish Looking Girl
Jan 12, 2012
She’s a rock star of David.
7. Layers
Jan 19, 2012
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
8. Call My Phone
Jan 26, 2012
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
9. Trenta
Feb 2, 2012
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
10. Evil Dragon
Feb 9, 2012
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
11. Police
Feb 17, 2012
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
12. Mug Shot
Feb 23, 2012Is this the duckface of a criminal?
13. Jail
Mar 8, 2012
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
14. Dishwasher
Mar 15, 2012
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
15. Pillow Talk
Mar 22, 2012
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
16. Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
Apr 1, 2012
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
17. Sleeping in Class
Apr 5, 2012
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
18. Professor’s Presentation
Apr 12, 2012
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
19. Slumber Party
Apr 19, 2012
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
20. Pills
Apr 26, 2012
Take once per day with a picture of food.
21. Comet
May 3, 2012
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
22. Draw Something
May 10, 2012
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
23. The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
May 24, 2012
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
24. Summer House
May 31, 2012
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.