The First Guy
-Season 3
Episodes
1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
Feb 13, 2020
Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.
2. The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
Mar 12, 2020
Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.
3. The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
Apr 13, 2020
Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.
4. The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
Jun 17, 2020
Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!
5. The First Guy To Ever Swim
Jun 30, 2020
It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.
6. The First Guy To Ever Play Tag
Jul 7, 2020
Tag is weird. It's a weird game.
7. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk
Jul 27, 2020
Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.
8. The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
Aug 19, 2020
Look at all my bulges.
9. The First Couple To Ever Get Married
Oct 1, 2020
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
10. The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced
Oct 1, 2020
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
11. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday
Oct 29, 2020
Let's get fire involved.
12. The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
Nov 9, 2020
Give me people's money.
13. The First Guy To Ever Be King
Nov 27, 2020
I guess I own everything.
14. The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert
Dec 10, 2020
The meal is not done.