1. The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
Jan 11, 2023
The world's my playground I decided.
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5 min
2. The First Guy To Ever Report The News
Feb 19, 2023
3. The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives
Mar 5, 2023
Something is happening.
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2 min
4. The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi
Mar 31, 2023
Get in the car.
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4 min
5. The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech
Apr 17, 2023
I could eat a horse.
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4 min
6. The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
May 9, 2023
This is a very tense moment.
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5 min
7. The First Guy To Ever Get Fired
Jul 15, 2023
You're setting me on fire?
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4 min
8. The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird
Aug 22, 2023
Why did you arrest that bird?
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4 min
9. The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious
Sep 13, 2023
I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.
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3 min
10. The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job
Sep 29, 2023
I'm not gonna do that.
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4 min
11. The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat
Oct 27, 2023
How am I supposed to get candy now?
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4 min
12. The First Guy To Ever High Five
Nov 26, 2023
Slap my hand with your hand.
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4 min
13. The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution
Dec 31, 2023
New year new me
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2 min