SCTV Network 90
-Season 1
Episodes
1. One on the Town
May 15, 1981
Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
2. Polynesiantown
May 22, 1981
Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.
3. Southside Fracas
May 29, 1981
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
4. Compilation
Jun 19, 1981
A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.
5. Lunchtime Street Beef
Jul 3, 1981
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
6. Moral Majority
Jul 10, 1981
Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.
7. Pledge Week
Jul 17, 1981
SCTV holds a pledge drive.
8. Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes
Jul 24, 1981
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
9. The Great White North
Jul 31, 1981
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
10. CCCP 1
Oct 16, 1981
SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.
11. I'm Taking My Own Head...
Oct 23, 1981
Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.
12. Zontar
Oct 30, 1981
The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.
13. Walter Cronkite's Brain
Nov 6, 1981
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
14. Doorway to Hell
Nov 20, 1981
Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.
15. The Godfather
Dec 11, 1981
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
16. SCTV Staff Christmas Party
Dec 18, 1981
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
17. Teacher's Pet
Feb 12, 1982
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
18. Midnight Video Special
Feb 19, 1982
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
19. The Great White North Palace
Apr 16, 1982
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
20. Pre-Teen World Telethon
Apr 23, 1982
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
21. People's Global Golden Choice Awards
May 1, 1982
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
22. 3D Stake from the Heart
May 14, 1982
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
23. Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers
May 21, 1982
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
24. Chariots of Eggs
Jun 5, 1982
Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.
25. Battle of the PBS Stars
Jul 16, 1982
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.