Patchwork Travesty
-Season 1
Overview
A bizarre and bewildering sketch show from Victor Hampson, featuring trainspotting flowers, cookery tips from an aggressive cockney, ingenious life hacks told as modern day parables, the manliest superhero in the world, incredibly frustrating AI assistants, and various other comedic ideas that are harder to summarise succinctly. Mixing animation, CGI and live-action, this is a finger buffet for the eyes and, with a soundtrack including a drum 'n' bass song about cabbages and some disturbing gnome-based electronica, the ears are doing alright out of this deal too. The series is unlikely to appeal to any other body parts.
Episodes
1. Bag of Bags
Nov 27, 2025
A man struggles to buy a handful of peanuts at the self-service checkout, an omelette recipe gets out of hand, and Seamus Reclaimus downloads an app for enslaving magical creatures.
2. Buddleia Buddies
Dec 4, 2025
Featuring trainspotting buddleia, an AI satnav, a CGI robot and a sad man. Plus an excellent method for retrieving sunken biscuits from cups of tea.
3. A Circle Can Never Become a Square
Dec 11, 2025
The secrets of wine-making are revealed, Uncle Charleston helps starving orphans learn to ration, and Chris Martin from Coldplay attempts to cure a man's depression.
4. A Man with the Powers of a Man
Dec 18, 2025
Witness the origin story of a new and confusing superhero. Plus the trauma of train travel and the truth about where water comes from.
5. Cabbages for Sale!
Dec 25, 2025
The complex nature of cabbages is explored at last, Seamus Reclaimus takes a trip on a tube train, and a scented candle spreads delight.
6. The Way of the Gnome
Jan 1, 2026
A man made of celery gets up to some hilarious comedy antics, there is a disturbing song about a gnome, and Uncle Charleston tells the orphans his final parable.