Never the Twain

Ringo wins a holiday in a competition and they all go to Spain.

It is the 10th anniversary of the two antique dealers being in business; they decide to go out to have a meal and visit the theatre. But they encounter some difficulties.

Simon is searching for the meaning of life and thinks he has found it after listening to a preacher in the park. Oliver, however, sees a business opportunity.

Aunt Eleanor decides to get married after a whirlwind romance.

Both Simon and Oliver are in financial difficulties and decide to approach their bank manager.

Oliver tells Simon about a bargain in a shop, which leads to extraordinary efforts by the two to be first in the queue to buy it. Guest starring Diana Mahoney, real-life wife of Donald Sinden.