Never the Twain

Peel and Smallbridge become attracted to the same shop assistant.

Peel and Smallbridge have to share a room in a country pub.

Simon reveals that he was left at an orphanage as a baby.

Simon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym.

Simon is aghast to learn that oily solicitor Brimley, with whom he was at school, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain in return for an expensive car.

Lady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team against the rival side led by parvenu bookie Bernie Miller.