Two aspiring songwriters finally manage to sell a tune by claiming that it was composed by a reclusive musical genius. When the tune hits the top of the charts, they find themselves having to produce the "real" composer.
George Cole
Ken Miller
Terence Morgan
Ray Thompson
Kathleen Harrison
Miss Gilly
Mylène Demongeot
Georgie
James Hayter
Bert Fielding
Ted Heath
Himself