Border Cafe

Retired rock star Charlotte has a disturbing encounter with distraught fan Ronnie.

Clive the coach driver asks to hire the cafe for his wife Joyce's Pretty Woman themed fantasy

Beejay finds his ultimate fantasy is a reality - both the mad sisters want to sleep with him.

When Chris Caine, the frontman for True North, arrives at the cafe all hell breaks loose.

The cafe is put under siege by a small psychopath with a frozen turkey.

After patrolling with the police for the day, Kidder turns vigilante

Beejay stages a charity night for his own benefit and convinces a miserable celebrity chef to host

While the staff are away sorting out their love lives, the regulars take over running the caff