Conan
-Season 3
Episodes
1. Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo
Nov 5, 2012Sarah Silverman, Brian Austin Green and musical guest Father John Misty
2. Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI
Nov 6, 2012Mindy Kaling, Willard Wigan and comedian Barry Rothbart
3. I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them
Nov 7, 2012Russell Brand, Dave Attell and musical guest Cat Power
4. The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies
Nov 8, 2012Javier Bardem, Lauren Cohan and musical guest Brandie Carlile
5. "Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was
Nov 13, 2012Joel McHale, James 'Bobo' Fay and comedian Samuel Comroe
6. The Vague Man Who Said Something
Nov 14, 2012Kristen Stewart, Glenn Howerton and musical guest Lianne La Havas
7. The Lorax XXX
Nov 15, 2012Kellan Lutz, Jimmy Pardo and musical guest Jeff the Brotherhood
8. What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay
Nov 26, 2012Kate Walsh, Billy Connolly and musical guest Wild Belle
9. Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"
Nov 27, 2012Mel Brooks, Kristen Schaal and comedian Jon Dore
10. Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!
Nov 28, 2012Jessica Biel, Marc Maron and musical guest Alice Cooper
11. The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls
Nov 29, 2012Jason Sudeikis, Dick Van Dyke and musical guest NAS featuring Anthony Hamilton
12. The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss
Dec 3, 2012Zachary Quinto, Sasha Alexander and musical guest Punch Brothers
13. The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes
Dec 4, 2012Amy Poehler, Kevin Pollak and musical guest Ke$ha
14. Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?
Dec 5, 2012Jim Parsons, Jennifer Carpenter and musical guest Delta Spirit
15. The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing
Dec 6, 2012Ty Burrell, W. Kamau Bell and musical guest The Gaslight Anthem
16. Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope
Dec 10, 2012Seth MacFarlane, Retta and musical guest Jack White
17. The Narcoleptic Insomniac
Dec 11, 2012Nick Offerman, Chris O'Dowd and musical guest Graham Parker & The Rumour
18. Conan's Got a Cold
Dec 12, 2012Michael C. Hall, Charlyne Yi and comedian Tommy Johnagin
19. The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel
Dec 13, 2012Armie Hammer, Sheamus and musical guest Ryan Adams
20. Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'
Dec 17, 2012Amanda Seyfried, Adam Pally and comedian Jon Dore
21. The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit
Dec 18, 2012Chris Pratt, Anna Torv and musical guest Jose James
22. The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing
Dec 19, 2012Aubrey Plaza, Natalie Irish and comedian Kyle Kinane
23. Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"
Dec 20, 2012Paul Rudd, Rita Wilson and musical guest Benjamin Gibbard with Trio Ellas
24. 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go
Jan 7, 2013Courteney Cox, Chris D'elia and comedian Dan Soder
25. The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole
Jan 8, 2013Kaley Cuoco, Anthony Mackie and musical guest Gary Clark Jr.
26. Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote
Jan 9, 2013Ricky Gervais, Deepak Chopra and musical guest Imagine Dragons
27. Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong
Jan 10, 2013Ryan Gosling, Kevin Hart and musical guest ZZ Ward
28. All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off
Jan 14, 2013Christoph Waltz, Rob Riggle and musical guest Chris Mann
29. Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish
Jan 15, 2013Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Teresa Palmer and comedian Baron Vaughn
30. The Chamomile Conundrum
Jan 16, 2013Marion Cotillard, Jim Jefferies and musical guest Trampled by Turtles
31. Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!
Jan 17, 2013Martin Short, David Boreanz and musical guest Jake Bugg
32. Siri, Where Is My Kidney?
Jan 21, 2013Timothy Olyphant, Busy Philipps and musical guest Coheed and Cambria
33. The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles
Jan 22, 2013Julia Stiles, DJ Qualls and musical guest The Lone Bellow
34. Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening
Jan 23, 2013Kathy Griffin, Blake Anderson and musical guest Electric Guest
35. The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants
Jan 24, 2013Jack McBrayer, Gemma Arterton and comedian Mo Mandel
36. Sweet Home Al-Jazeera
Jan 28, 2013Emmy Rossum, Dave Franco and musical guest Los Straitjackets
37. The Day the Mime Stood Still
Jan 29, 2013Dax Shepard, Genesis Rodriguez and comedian Adam Cayton-Holland
38. Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)
Jan 30, 2013Adam Scott, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and musical guest Ben Folds Five
39. Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far
Jan 31, 2013We posted an entire episode of CONAN online, then we asked our fans to let their imaginations run wild and recreate their favorite moments. We then stitched those moments together to create a bold, experimental, and potentially disorienting show we call OCCUPY CONAN.
40. The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn
Feb 4, 2013William H. Macy, Harland Williams and musical guest Vintage Trouble
41. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags
Feb 5, 2013Jennifer Lawrence, Nick Kroll and musical guest Randy Houser
42. Yahtzee at the OK Corral
Feb 6, 2013Rooney Mara, Jeff Ross and musical guest Dirty Projectors
43. The Strange Case of Case Strangerson
Feb 7, 2013Chris Tucker, Brian Posehn and comedian Darryl Lenox
44. The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice
Feb 11, 2013Don Cheadle, Bill Burr and musical guest Ed Sheeran
45. The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication
Feb 12, 2013Bill Maher, Celeste Anderson and comedian Jackie Kashian
46. The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School
Feb 13, 2013Matthew Morrison, Kathryn Bigelow and musical guest Lupe Fiasco featuring Guy Sebastian
47. Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"
Feb 14, 2013Dr. Phil, Julianne Hough and musical guest The Vaccines
48. The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery
Feb 19, 2013Andy Samberg, Josh Hopkins and musical guest Lisa Loeb
49. "Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster
Feb 20, 2013Nicole Polizzi & Jenni Farley, Ken Marino and comedian Mark Normand
50. The Roomba with a View
Feb 21, 2013Mila Kunis, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Family of the Year
51. The All-Girl Sausage Party
Feb 25, 2013
Zooey Deschanel, Ben McKenzie and musical guest Japandroids
52. You Have the Right to Remain Naked
Feb 26, 2013Kevin Nealon, Nicholas Hoult and musical guest Tenacious D
53. The Legend of Legend Cove
Feb 27, 2013Johnny Galecki, The Miz and musical guest Hunter Hunted
54. The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk
Feb 28, 2013Kunal Nayyar, Julian Newman and comedian Eugene Mirman
55. Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title
Mar 4, 2013Jane Lynch, Justin Chon and musical guest Sarah Darling
56. Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy
Mar 5, 2013Colin Farrell, Jenna Elfman and musical guest Frightened Rabbit
57. The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose
Mar 6, 2013
Matthew Fox, Anthony Jeselnik and comedian Ian Edwards
58. A Time to Kill Time
Mar 7, 2013James Franco, Robert Kirkman and musical guest Jamie N. Commons
59. The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances
Mar 11, 2013Snoop Lion, Rorke Denver
60. The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable
Mar 12, 2013Zach Braff, Nina Dobrev and comedian Alex Koll
61. Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes
Mar 13, 2013Halle Berry, Ben Hoffman and musical guest Aimee Mann
62. The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie
Mar 14, 2013Steve Carell, Camilla Luddington and musical guest Luke Bryan
63. I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins
Mar 25, 2013
Magic Johnson, Thandie Newton and musical guest Langhorne Slim & The Law
64. The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?
Mar 26, 2013
Vanessa Hudgens, Jerry Trainor and comedian Emily Heller
65. The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle
Mar 27, 2013Seth Green, Charles Phoenix and musical guest The Milk Carton Kids
66. The Ginger Went Down to Georgia
Apr 1, 2013Atlanta - Seth Rogen and musical guest Earthquake
67. It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta
Apr 2, 2013Atlanta - Paul Rudd and musical guest Von Grey
68. Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured
Apr 3, 2013Atlanta - Steven Yeun, Darius Rucker and special appearance by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
69. The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title
Apr 4, 2013Atlanta - Charles Barkley and musical guest Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
70. The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake
Apr 8, 2013Adam Sandler, Molly Shanon and comedian Nate Bargatze
71. The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut
Apr 9, 2013Matthew Perry, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and musical guest Escondido
72. Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville
Apr 10, 2013Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Wade and musical guest The Three O'Clock
73. Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel
Apr 11, 2013Charlie Sheen, Tony Hale and musical guest Dropkick Murphys
74. The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis
Apr 15, 2013Chelsea Handler, James Lesure and comedian Bengt Washburn
75. Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer
Apr 16, 2013Russell Brand, Jimmy Pardo and musical guest Beth Hart
76. Django Snowchained
Apr 17, 2013Jeff Goldblum, Tig Notaro and musical guest Fall Out Boy
77. Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation
Apr 18, 2013Eva Mendes, Chris Messina and musical guest Alt-J
78. Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III
Apr 29, 2013Brad Garrett, Amy Schumer and musical guest Old Crow Medicine Show
79. Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services
Apr 30, 2013Ke$ha, Jonathan and Andy Hillstrand
80. Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis
May 1, 2013Jon Favreau, Bo Burnham and musical guest Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real
81. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name
May 2, 2013
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bob Saget and comedian Shane Mauss
82. The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me
May 6, 2013Keith Urban, Guillermo Diaz and comedian Jay Larson
83. The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch
May 7, 2013Edie Falco, Marc Maron and musical guest Iron & Wine
84. Press "Pound" for Murder
May 8, 2013Simon Helberg, John Collins and musical guest Marina & the Diamonds
85. The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige
May 9, 2013Don Cheadle, Pete Holmes and musical guest RNDM
86. There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!
May 14, 2013Jennifer Love Hewitt, Justin Bartha and musical guest The Slide Brothers featuring Shemekia Copeland
87. IMDBCooper
May 15, 2013Zach Galifianakis, Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Beware of Darkness
88. "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower
May 16, 2013Zachary Quinto, Heather Graham and comedian Jen Kirkman
89. The Princess and the P. Diddy
May 20, 2013Ken Jeong, Mary Lynn Rajskub and musical guest The Black Angels
90. Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke
May 21, 2013Ed Helms, Alice Eve and musical guest The Wizards
91. The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!
May 22, 2013Jesse Eisenberg, J.J. Abrams and musical guest Thirty Seconds to Mars
92. The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard
May 23, 2013Vin Diesel, Steve Schirripa and musical guest The Mowgli's
93. Butt-Dial M for Murder
Jun 3, 2013Ellen Page, Craig Robinson and comedian Myq Kaplan
94. The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas
Jun 4, 2013Nick Offerman, Lena Headey and musical guest Divine Fits
95. The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers
Jun 5, 2013Alexander Skarsgard, Gerorge R.R. Martin and musical guest Houndmouth
96. Alien Meets The Fokkers
Jun 6, 2013Danny Mcbride, Giada De Laurentiis and musical guest Capital Cities
97. The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad
Jun 10, 2013Owen Wilson & Vince Vaughn, Maria Menounos and musical guest New Politics
98. Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing
Jun 11, 2013Jonah Hill, Coco & Ice-T and musical guest Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
99. Escape from Podcast Mountain
Jun 12, 2013Nathan Fillion, Bret Michaels and comedian Erik Charles Nielsen
100. The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6
Jun 13, 2013Usher, Eesha Khare and musical guest She & Him
101. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.
Jun 24, 2013Sharon Osbourne, Sasha Alexander and comedian Roy Wood Jr.
102. The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest
Jun 25, 2013Heather Locklear, Nick Swardson and musical guest Mavis Staples
103. Never Name Your Daughter Dilda
Jun 26, 2013Elijah Wood, Chris Bosh, Bill Burr and musical guest Ryan Bingham
104. The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!
Jun 27, 2013Kevin Hart, Chris Kluwe and musical guest Eve
105. The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy
Jul 8, 2013Armie Hammer, Angie Harmon and comedian Brent Morin
106. When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.
Jul 9, 2013Mary-Louise Parker, Breckin Meyer and musical guest Portugal. The Man
107. My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
Jul 10, 2013Kevin Bacon, Charlie Hunnam and musical guest Bernhoft
108. The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve"
Jul 11, 2013John Malkovich, Derek Waters and musical guest Skillet
109. The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie
Jul 15, 2013Charlie Day, Brittney Griner and musical guest The Neighbourhood
110. There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm
Jul 16, 2013Howie Mandel, Prof. Brian Cox and musical guest Mikal Cronin
111. Zero on the Richter Scale
Jul 17, 2013Noah Wyle, Ben Schwartz and musical guest Pretty Lights featuring Talib Kweli
112. Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S
Jul 18, 2013Jeff Garlin, Olivia Munn and comedian Pete Holmes
113. 99% Effort, 1% Milk.
Jul 22, 2013Bill Hader, Lake Bell and musical guest Jimmy Eat World
114. Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters
Jul 23, 2013Aubrey Plaza, Kumail Nanjiani and musical guest The 1975
115. "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek
Jul 24, 2013Aaron Paul, Nick Frost and musical guest Bastille
116. Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy
Jul 25, 2013Steven Ho, Peter Sarsgaard and comedian Dwayne Perkins
117. Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes
Jul 29, 2013Eric McCormack, Mitchie Brusco and musical guest Franz Ferdinand
118. One If by Land, Two If by Jetski
Jul 30, 2013Neil Patrick Harris, Shailene Woodley and comedian Dan St. Germaine
119. Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge
Jul 31, 2013Kevin Nealon, Michael B. Jordan and musical guest Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes
120. My Big Fat Greek Landlord
Aug 1, 2013Rebecca Romijn, Darren Criss and musical guest Tom Odell
121. Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening
Aug 5, 2013Steve Martin & Edie Brickell, Leven Rambin
122. Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)
Aug 6, 2013Lisa Kudrow, Diego Luna and musical guest Florida Georgia Line
123. Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning
Aug 7, 2013Sharon Stone, Anthony Jeselnik and comedian Julian McCullough
124. The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference
Aug 8, 2013Jennifer Aniston, Paul Scheer and musical guest Twenty One Pilots
125. Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.
Aug 12, 2013Val Kilmer, Amber Heard and musical guest Paramore
126. Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D
Aug 13, 2013Liam Hemsworth, Chloe Grace.Moretz and musical guest J. Cole
127. The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One
Aug 14, 2013Eric Bana, Josh Gad and musical guest The National
128. Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas
Aug 15, 2013Harrison Ford, Donald Faison and comedian Kurt Braunohler
129. The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched
Sep 3, 2013Jason Biggs, Alison Pill and comedian Rory Scovel
130. The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"
Sep 4, 2013Mike Tyson, Katie Aselton and musical guest Spin Doctors
131. DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN
Sep 5, 2013Carl Reiner, Cheryl Hines and musical guest Delta Rae
132. The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter
Sep 9, 2013Patton Oswalt, Robert Reich and comedian Tony Deyo
133. A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change
Sep 10, 2013Simon Pegg, Martin Riese and musical guest Local Natives
134. The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead
Sep 11, 2013Rose Byrne, Ike Barinholtz and musical guest Gov't Mule
135. Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading
Sep 12, 2013Key and Peele, Charlene Yi and musical guest Wavves
136. Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango
Sep 16, 2013Zooey Deschanel, Kirk Fox and musical guest Jason Isbell
137. The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In
Sep 17, 2013Diane Kruger, Stephen Rannazzisi and musical guest Atlas Genius
138. Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills
Sep 18, 2013Seth Green, Lizzy Caplan and comedian Sammy Obeid
139. The Fast and the Bi-Curious
Sep 19, 2013Louis C.K. and musical guest Thompson Square
140. Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White
Sep 23, 2013The Cast & Creator of Breaking Bad and musical guest Los Cuates De Sinaloa
141. Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent
Sep 24, 2013Jane Lynch, Natasha Lyonne and comedian Mike Lawrence
142. The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album
Sep 25, 2013The Cast of Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia and musical guest Deer Tick
143. Word Is a Four-Letter Word
Sep 26, 2013Andy Samberg, Slash and musical guest Slash & Miles Kennedy
144. The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of
Sep 30, 2013Demi Lovato, J.B. Smoove and musical guest Moby
145. Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home
Oct 1, 2013Adam Scott, Hannah Simone and musical guest Jake Bugg
146. Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3
Oct 2, 2013CeeLo Green, Stephen Merchant and musical guest Goodie Mob
147. A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode
Oct 3, 2013Jerry O'Connell, Lauren Cohan and comedian Erin Foley
148. Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper
Oct 14, 2013Steven Yeun, Eric Andre, Aparna Nancherla
149. The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined
Oct 15, 2013Rebel Wilson, Samantha Gordon and musical guest Jake Owen
150. Throwing Shade Since 1993
Oct 16, 2013Ke$ha, Jessie Bering and musical guest Fitz and the Tantrums
151. Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.
Oct 17, 2013Jared Leto, Kaitlin Olson and musical guest Ricky Skaggs & Bruce Hornsby
152. Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men
Oct 21, 2013Ethan Hawke, Pete Holmes and musical guest Tedeschi Trucks Band
153. The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype
Oct 22, 2013Michael C. Hall, Jeb Corliss and comedian Sam Simmons
154. The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"
Oct 23, 2013Anna Faris, Jackson Nicoll and musical guest Okkervil River
155. Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime
Oct 24, 2013Megan Mullally, Adam DeVine and musical guest Lindsey Stirling
156. Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed
Oct 28, 201320 Years of Conan - Steven Wright
157. Two Decades, Two Laughs
Oct 29, 201320 Years of Conan - Queen Latifah, Asa Butterfield
158. A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences
Oct 30, 201320 Years of Conan - Johnny Knoxville, Casey Wilson and musical guest Queens of the Stone Age
159. That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years
Oct 31, 201320 Years of Conan - Rachel McAdams, Norman Reedus