1. Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
Jan 5, 2017
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
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3 min
2. The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
Jan 10, 2017
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
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3 min
3. Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
Jan 12, 2017
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
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4 min
4. I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
Jan 13, 2017
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
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3 min
5. Dogs Are Practice Babies
Jan 17, 2017
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
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3 min
6. Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
Jan 19, 2017
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
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5 min
7. How to Wash a Goddamn Dish
Jan 28, 2017
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
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2 min
8. Fake News Investigative Journalists
Feb 7, 2017
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
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3 min
9. Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
Feb 17, 2017
A party guest most foul.
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3 min
10. Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
Feb 17, 2017
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
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3 min
11. Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
Mar 3, 2017
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
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4 min
12. Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
Mar 8, 2017
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
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2 min
13. 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
Mar 9, 2017
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
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2 min
14. Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
Mar 23, 2017
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
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4 min
15. We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
Apr 1, 2017
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
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3 min
16. Music Festival Boot Camp
Apr 14, 2017
You can’t handle the merch booth.
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5 min
17. It’s Technically a Meal
May 13, 2017
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
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4 min
18. Eating with Your Rich Friends
Apr 20, 2017
I’ll have the “corking fee”.
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4 min
19. Just Let the World Die
Apr 29, 2017
Take that, student loans!
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4 min
20. An Honest Call with Your Bank
May 4, 2017
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
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3 min
21. Sleepovers When You’re Gay
Jun 20, 2017
Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.
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4 min
22. The Straightest Dude Ever
Jun 27, 2017
He eats lighters.
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4 min
23. The Relationship Simulator Bed
May 27, 2017
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
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4 min
24. Date with a Fast Food Burger
May 25, 2017
Boy meets grill.
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3 min
25. I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
Jun 18, 2017
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
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4 min
26. Porn, but for Crying
Jun 22, 2017
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
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3 min
27. These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
Aug 3, 2017
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
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3 min
28. Hinting That You’re Also into Guys
Aug 12, 2017
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
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4 min
29. Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
Aug 19, 2017
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
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2 min
30. Sorry My Car Is So Gross
Aug 22, 2017
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!
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3 min