Angelo has been drafted into the Italian Army in World War II. He does not like people shooting at him, so he tries all sorts of tricks to avoid being caught up in the action. However, events always seem to lead him back to the fighting.
Godfrey Tearle
Count Piccologrando
Maria Denis
Lucrezia
Peter Ustinov
Pvt. Angelo
Marjorie Rhodes
Countess
James Robertson Justice
Feste
Moyna MacGill
Marchesa Dolce